What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:14

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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From Russia With Love
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
Octopussy
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
Live and Let Die
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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